and in that moment i swear we were grep
i swear to god disser if you fuck with my theme one more fucking time i am literally going to burn the server your blog is hosted on there will be no trace of you and your three thousand followers there will only be an empty space

ohshitfuckimhomestuck:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

I love this

I notice everything.

fckn-niqo-bro:

And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

Yes!

(Source: dinhtheresa)

(Source: your-candy-coated-dreams)

ofbardsandbishops:

Today’s released CG samples for Dia no Kuni no Alice ~Wonderful Mirror World~

Does… does Ace live at the Castle of Diamonds here…??? It’d be a good reason for Alice to live at the Caste… And now we know how the Caucus Race relates to the original story: birds are raced. Giant birds. Ones that may or may not all look like the Jabberwock.

Alice looks so concerned for the Black Rabbit~ As for Nightmare, the fact that teen Nightmare converses in some way with adult Nightmare is incredibly entertaining to me.

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

image

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catswithbenefits:

daddog:

catswithbenefits:

are coochies gluten free?

not if they have a yeast infection

image

chalcis:

merosse:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

my life has been changed forever

I have done this wrong my entire life.

lickypickystickyme:

theweekmagazine:

Why NASA is funding a 3D pizza printer

You could argue that the different eras of human history have been defined by a few key innovations. Advancements in agriculture some 10,000 years ago allowed our nomadic ancestors to finally stay put in one place. Alexander Graham Bell and his rivals changed telecommunications forever in the 19th century with the advent of the phone. The Internet’s rise in the ’90s sparked an era of boundless information, and the smartphone in 2007 put that information in the palm of our hands.

All of which is sure be to eclipsed by what could be mankind’s greatest achievement to date. Behold: The 3D pizza printer.

the world is gonna end. there’s nothing more to aspire.

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

rangaruka:

male syo is hotter than expected

rosesollux:

Today I was doing my in car training for driver’s ed and we came to a pedestrian crossing where a bunch of people with like 15 babies were crossing and I just thought of that joke that’s like “why are dead baby jokes so funny? Because they never get old” and I JUST STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY INSTRUCTOR ASKED WHY I WAS LAUGHING AND I COUDLN’T TELL HIM.

Name: I'm the coolest
Artist: Shadow

(Source: creativecatlover)

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today. 

reblog if you’re satan

(Source: charizzaaa)