we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
My parents got a new cat and I got a new camera!
Introducing Leopold Cornelius King! (that’s the cat, not the camera)
Binders are so cool, like you put them on and
When people say they like my art style.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
oh no its fine, its not like my heart wasn’t already shattered before i read this.
Geeky LoZ Wedding band? DON’T MIND IF I DO!
(please forgive the pun)
I know a few gamers who are waiting to pop the question. A ring like this is one hell of a way to do it!
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.