Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
grab my erection
have it in a choke hold
cuddling would be cool right now
i’ve been laughing about this picture for almost twenty minutes
no buT SRSLY WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HOOD??!!!??
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
crackpro doodles idontknowhowtodrawplaidorspellitforthatmatter
NO FUCKING WAY
I NEED THIS FOR 2K!
does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?